I found this excellent strip online and
No, dearly beloved reader and true believer ... I have not wandered from the holy path.
(but I did squeeze in my stag do and a huge wedding in the past fortnight!)
That's right, Suneokun is now a married man!
No more skulking in the shadows, living in sin (alright, that bits quite fun!) and avoiding the vicar at tea for me*.
I'm a fully paid up member of the 'ticked all the boxes' group (although they were ticked in the 'engaged-mortgage-kid1-kid2-f*ck it (no ... did that) lets get married' kinda way).
Huge party in a Marquee in a field and muchas alcohol, band, inflatables etc and all my friends (some of them even know where I live!).
A top bank holiday weekend!
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*I still instantly combust on Holy ground though ... something about my atheism!